A-know-stic

The trouble with considering oneself as "Agnostic" is that it's hard to make a wholehearted prayer in situations when all you can do is close your eyes, swing the bat and hope to make contact - and hit it a long way. For the other side that isn't quite a believer will scathingly remind you of your preferred state of dilemma and dilute the appeal.

You hop around waiting for a bolt of luck to strike you, but you're in the queue, sir.